Tuesday, April 8, 2008

ON SUICIDE WATCH

Well that's how it feels. Why do the under 5 crowd seem to gravitate toward every dangerous situation imaginable? And the little beggars can even dream up wild and woolly adventures to go on....danger zones that I would never have dreamed existed.
So here's the run-down from the past week:
1) 30 mile an hour 2-kid collision
2) slip in the tub (I almost had a heart attack with that one)
3) fall off the couch
4) jumping and fell off the bed
5) baseball to the face
6) hanging off the front of the couch, slid off head first.
7) fell out of a laundry basket and whacked the dresser
8) had a pencil crayon in mouth, knee hit it and cut the inside of her mouth (2nd heart attack)
9) washing machine door to the noodle
10) fingers caught in the register
11) fingers in a portable fan
12) choked on food

Can you believe that 2 delicate little lotus flowers can get into so much trouble? lol

2 comments:

Stefanie said...

Wow, sounds like you've been put through the ringer trying to keep those two little ones from hurting themselves! You need a day OFF!! ;)
Could you email me at chrisnstefanie@gmail when you get a chance? Thanks :)

PennyWolfe said...

I sure can. You're due for your six month update with the SW. The kids need to be battered and bruised for that, don't they? Lucy's got a shiner on her forehead (two actually). One from getting clocked with a toy spoon (thanks Lisa!) and the second from a metal baby gate. Lisa is so far unscathed but she just started walking so I'm sure black eyes and bloody lips are in our future now!!